This website is my online home. The links on your left will lead you to some things that I'm interested in, including my massive photo album! I love to travel, so if you have any tips or info on some interesting places to visit, email me! This website is a novelty item and completely for my amusement. However, if you took a look and liked what you saw, why not hire me? I'm good, and dammit, people like me!